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   1 #!awk -f
   2
   3 @include "irc.awk"
   4 @include "json.awk"
   5 @include "spades.awk"
   6 #@include "email.awk"
   7
   8 # Initialization
   9 BEGIN {
  10         json_load("var/login.json", login);
  11         json_load("var/plain.json", plain);
  12
  13         OWNER = login["owner"];
  14
  15         connect(login["server"],  \
  16                 login["nick"],    \
  17                 login["channel"], \
  18                 login["auth"],    \
  19                 login["pass"])
  20
  21         delete login
  22
  23         if (FIRST) {
  24                 join("#rhnoise")
  25                 join("#rhspades")
  26                 join("#sfvlug")
  27         }
  28 }
  29
  30 # Admin
  31 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^die in a fire/ {
  32         say("Ack, argh, barasdjf..")
  33         quit()
  34 }
  35
  36 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^reload/ {
  37         say("Reloading..")
  38         reload()
  39 }
  40
  41 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^rejoin/ {
  42         reply("joining..")
  43         join("#rhnoise")
  44         next
  45 }
  46
  47 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^(join|part)/ {
  48         match(MSG, /(join|part) +(#+\w+)/, arr)
  49         if (arr[1] && arr[2]) {
  50                 send(toupper(arr[1]) " " arr[2]);
  51                 next
  52         }
  53 }
  54
  55 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^\.msg/ {
  56         match(MSG, /.*\.msg +(#*\w+) +(.*)/, arr)
  57         send("PRIVMSG " arr[1] " :" arr[2])
  58 }
  59
  60 # Kick handling
  61 CMD == "KICK" && ARG[2] == NICK {
  62         kick_delay = (kick_delay + 2) * 2
  63         system("sleep " kick_delay)
  64         join(DST)
  65         reply("I feel happy!")
  66 }
  67
  68 # Identify bots
  69 FROM ~ /bo+t$|rhnoise/ {
  70         bots[FROM] = 1
  71 }
  72
  73 CMD == "NICK" && FROM in bots {
  74         bots[MSG] = FROM
  75 }
  76
  77
  78 # Unicode
  79 /[Uu]nicode :-?\(/ {
  80         plain[FROM] = 1
  81         json_save("var/plain.json", plain);
  82 }
  83
  84 /[Uu]nicode :-?\)/ {
  85         delete plain[FROM]
  86         json_save("var/plain.json", plain);
  87 }
  88
  89 # SFV Lug
  90 function email(to, from, subj, body, sendmail)
  91 {
  92         from     = NICK "<andy@pileus.org>"
  93         subj     = "Update sfvlug.org!"
  94         body     = "The next SFVLUG meeting is TBA!"
  95         sendmail = "/usr/sbin/sendmail '" to "'"
  96         print "To: " to        | sendmail
  97         print "From: " from    | sendmail
  98         print "Subject: " subj | sendmail
  99         print ""               | sendmail
 100         print body             | sendmail
 101         say("Topic out of date, emailing " to);
 102         close(sendmail)
 103 }
 104
 105 BEGIN { pollchan = "#sfvlug" }
 106 #(CMD == "TOPIC"   && systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24) ||
 107 (CMD == "PING"    && systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24) ||
 108 (CMD == "PRIVMSG" && /^\.poll/) {
 109         if (!topics[pollchan]) {
 110                 debug("Unknown topic for " pollchan);
 111                 send("TOPIC " pollchan)
 112                 next
 113         }
 114         _curl     = "curl -s http://sfvlug.org/"
 115         _day      = "(Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat)"
 116         _web_tba  = "next meeting is: TBA"
 117         _web_ptrn = "next meeting.*" _day "\\w+[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)[, ]+([0-9]+)"
 118         _irc_ptrn = _day "\\w*[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)"
 119         while (_curl | getline _line) {
 120                 #if (match(_line, _web_tba))
 121                 #       email("Brian <brian@zimage.com>");
 122                 if (match(_line, _web_ptrn, _parts)) {
 123                         _date  = _parts[1] " " _parts[2] " " _parts[3]
 124                         _topic = topics[pollchan]
 125                         sub(_irc_ptrn, _date, _topic)
 126                         if (_topic != topics[pollchan])
 127                                 topic(pollchan, topics[pollchan] = _topic)
 128                         else
 129                                 debug("topic is already correct")
 130                         break
 131                 }
 132         }
 133         lastpoll = systime()
 134         close(_curl)
 135 }
 136
 137 # Versin/Uptime
 138 function uptime(time,  fmt) {
 139         fmt = "%d:%02d:%02d:%02d"
 140         fmt = "%d days %02d:%02d:%02d"
 141         return sprintf(fmt,
 142                 time / (60*60*24),
 143                 time / (60*60   ) % 24,
 144                 time / (60      ) % 60,
 145                 time / (1       ) % 60)
 146 }
 147 BEGIN {
 148         _cmd = "git describe --always --dirty";
 149         _cmd | getline up_version;
 150         close(_cmd);
 151         up_reload = systime();
 152 }
 153 /^\.version/ {
 154         say("version: " up_version)
 155 }
 156 /^\.uptime/ {
 157         _now = systime();
 158         say("uptime: " uptime(_now - START) ", " \
 159             "reload: " uptime(_now - up_reload))
 160 }
 161
 162 # Auth info
 163 /^\.auth/ {
 164         _who = $2 ? $2 : FROM
 165         if (_who in USERS)
 166                 say("nick=" USERS[_who]["nick"] " " \
 167                     "user=" USERS[_who]["user"] " " \
 168                     "auth=" USERS[_who]["auth"] " " \
 169                     "real=" USERS[_who]["real"] " " \
 170                     "host=" USERS[_who]["host"])
 171         else
 172                 say("no auth info for " _who)
 173 }
 174
 175 # Fortune
 176 TO == NICK && /^/               { extra = ""   }
 177 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune.*-o/ { extra = "-o" }
 178 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune/     {
 179         gsub(/.*\.?fortune *|-[a-z]* *|[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]/, "", MSG)
 180         cmd = "fortune " extra " " (MSG ? "-m '" MSG "'" : "-s")
 181         _lines = 0
 182         while (cmd | getline _fortune && _lines < 5) {
 183                 say(_fortune)
 184                 _lines++
 185         }
 186         close(cmd)
 187         next
 188 }
 189
 190 # Noise
 191 AUTH == OWNER && /^go go gadget woop/ {
 192         for (i=20; i>0; i--)
 193                 say(".delay " i " seconds; .woop " i)
 194 }
 195
 196 function woop(msg) {
 197         gsub(/[^Oo]/, "", $1)
 198         _len = length($1)
 199         if (_len == 2)
 200                 _len = 10
 201         if ($2)
 202                 _len = $2
 203         _woop = msg
 204         for (i=1; i<_len; i++)
 205                 _woop = _woop " " msg
 206         say(_woop)
 207 }
 208
 209 TO == NICK && /^[Ww][Oo]+[Pp] *([0-9]*)/ {
 210         woop("WOOP")
 211 }
 212
 213 /^~WOOP *([0-9]*)/ {
 214         woop("(00/")
 215 }
 216
 217 /^~woop *([0-9]*)/ {
 218         woop("^H^P^P^O")
 219 }
 220
 221 TO == NICK && DST ~ /^#/ {
 222         #say("Hello, " FROM)
 223 }
 224
 225 #DST != "#sfvlug" &&
 226 !(FROM in bots) &&
 227 CMD == "PRIVMSG" &&
 228 MSG !~ /^\./ &&
 229 /awk/ {
 230         say("Awk, awk, awk! I'm a bird!")
 231 }
 232
 233 !(FROM in bots) &&
 234 ((TO == NICK && /(help|halp)/) ||
 235  /^[^.](help|halp)/) {
 236         reply("Nothing can help you now..")
 237 }
 238
 239 /(\<[Hh][Oo]\>.*){3}/ {
 240         say("\00309Merry \00304Christmas!")
 241 }
 242
 243 !(FROM in bots) &&
 244 tolower($0) ~ /\<cloud\>/ {
 245         _cmd = "shuf clouds.txt"
 246         _cmd | getline _cloud
 247         close(_cmd)
 248         say(_cloud)
 249 }
 250
 251 /^headshot [Cc]hristmas/ {
 252         say(".load Christmas")
 253         say(".jingle")
 254         say(".unload Christmas")
 255 }
 256
 257 FROM == "rhnoise" && $2 == "slaps" && $3 == NICK {
 258         say(".spin")
 259 }
 260
 261 /^[Aa]nd now[.,]/ {
 262         say("And now...");
 263         say("THE LARCH");
 264 }
 265
 266 # God damn commands
 267 FROM == "rhnoise" && load_mod {
 268         say(".load " load_mod)
 269         say("rhnoise: You slag!")
 270 }
 271 // {
 272         load_mod = ""
 273 }
 274 (TO  ==  "rhnoise" && /^load \w+/) ||
 275 (DST == "#rhniose" && /^\.load [a-z]\w+/) {
 276         gsub(/[^a-zA-Z0-9_]/, " ")
 277         load_mod = toupper(substr($2,1,1)) substr($2,2);
 278 }
 279
 280 (DST == "#rhnoise" && /^\.line /) {
 281         sub(/\./, "!");
 282         say($0);
 283         say("scalawag: You slag!")
 284 }
 285
 286 (DST == "#rhnoise" && /^\.qdb 268$/) {
 287         say(".diediedie");
 288         next
 289 }
 290 (DST == "#rhnoise" && /\.qdb *268/) {
 291         say(".slap " FROM);
 292         next
 293 }
 294
 295 # Decrementer
 296 #BEGIN {
 297 #       user_scores[0] = 1
 298 #}
 299 #
 300 #FROM == "rhnoise" && !length(user_scores) {
 301 #       if (split(MSG, _parts, /, /)) {
 302 #               for (_i=1; _i<=length(_parts); _i++) {
 303 #                       split(_parts[_i], _tmp, ": ");
 304 #                       user_scores[_i]["user"]  = _tmp[1];
 305 #                       user_scores[_i]["score"] = _tmp[2];
 306 #               }
 307 #       }
 308 #}
 309 #
 310 #FROM == "rhnoise" && /^User Scores:$/ {
 311 #       delete user_scores
 312 #}
 313 #
 314 #AUTH == OWNER && length(user_scores) &&
 315 #tolower($0) ~ /\<nuclear launch detected\>/ {
 316 #       for (_i=1; _i<=length(user_scores); _i++)
 317 #               say(user_scores[_i]["user"] "--");
 318 #}
 319
 320 # Misc
 321 { fflush("") }
 322
 323 # vim: ft=awk