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   1 #!awk -f
   2
   3 @include "irc.awk"
   4 @include "spades.awk"
   5
   6 # Initialization
   7 BEGIN {
   8         OWNER = "andy753421"
   9         connect("localhost", "rhawk", "#rhtest");
  10 }
  11
  12 # Admin
  13 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^die in a fire/ {
  14         say("Ack, argh, barasdjf..")
  15         quit()
  16 }
  17
  18 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^reload/ {
  19         say("Reloading..")
  20         reload()
  21 }
  22
  23 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^rejoin/ {
  24         reply("joining..")
  25         join("#rhnoise")
  26         next
  27 }
  28
  29 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^(join|part)/ {
  30         match(MSG, /(join|part) +(#+\w+)/, arr)
  31         if (arr[1] && arr[2]) {
  32                 send(toupper(arr[1]) " " arr[2]);
  33                 next
  34         }
  35 }
  36
  37 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^\.msg/ {
  38         match(MSG, /.*\.msg +(#*\w+) +(.*)/, arr)
  39         send("PRIVMSG " arr[1] " :" arr[2])
  40 }
  41
  42 # Kick handling
  43 CMD == "KICK" {
  44         kick_delay = (kick_delay + 2) * 2
  45         system("sleep " kick_delay)
  46         join(DST)
  47         reply("I feel happy!")
  48 }
  49
  50 # Identify bots
  51 FROM ~ /bo+t$|rhnoise/ {
  52         bots[FROM] = 1
  53 }
  54
  55 CMD == "NICK" && FROM in bots {
  56         bots[MSG] = FROM
  57 }
  58
  59
  60 # Unicode
  61 /[Uu]nicode :-?\(/ {
  62         plain[FROM] = 1
  63 }
  64
  65 /[Uu]nicode :-?\)/ {
  66         plain[FROM] = 0
  67 }
  68
  69 # SFV Lug
  70 (systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24 && CMD == "PING") ||
  71 (/^\.poll/ && DST == "#sfvlug" && CMD == "PRIVMSG") {
  72         chan = "#sfvlug"
  73         if (!topics[chan])
  74                 next
  75         lastpoll = systime()
  76         cmd = "curl -s http://sfvlug.org/"
  77         day = "(Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat)"
  78         web = "next meeting.*" day "\\w+[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)[, ]+([0-9]+)"
  79         irc = day "\\w*[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)"
  80         while (cmd | getline line) {
  81                 if (match(line, web, arr)) {
  82                         new = arr[1] " " arr[2] " " arr[3]
  83                         sub(irc, new, topics[chan])
  84                         topic(topics[chan])
  85                         next
  86                 }
  87         }
  88 }
  89
  90
  91 # Fortune
  92 TO == NICK && /^/             { extra = ""   }
  93 TO == NICK && /^.fortune.*-o/ { extra = "-o" }
  94 TO == NICK && /^.fortune/     {
  95         gsub(/.*\.fortune *|-[a-z]* *|[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]/, "", MSG)
  96         cmd = "fortune " extra " " (MSG ? "-m '" MSG "'" : "-s")
  97         while (cmd | getline _fortune && lines < 5) {
  98                 say(_fortune)
  99                 lines++
 100         }
 101         close(cmd)
 102         next
 103 }
 104
 105 # Noise
 106 FROM ~ OWNER && /^go go gadget woop/ {
 107         for (i=20; i>0; i--)
 108                 say(".delay " i " seconds; .woop " i)
 109 }
 110
 111 TO == NICK && DST ~ /^#/ {
 112         #say("Hello, " FROM)
 113 }
 114
 115 !(FROM in bots) &&
 116 MSG !~ /^\./ &&
 117 /\<awk\>/ {
 118         say("Awk, awk, awk! I'm a bird!")
 119 }
 120
 121 /^\.help/ {
 122         reply("Nothing can help you now..")
 123 }
 124
 125 /Ho.*Ho.*Ho/ {
 126         say("\00309Merry \00304Christmas!")
 127 }
 128
 129 { fflush("") }
 130
 131 # vim: ft=awk