10 json_load("var/login.json", login);
11 json_load("var/nounicode.json", nounicode);
12 json_load("var/nocolor.json", nocolor);
14 OWNER = login["owner"];
16 connect(login["server"], \
32 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^die in a fire/ {
33 say("Ack, argh, barasdjf..")
37 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^reload/ {
42 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^rejoin/ {
48 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^(join|part)/ {
49 if (match(MSG, /(join|part) +(#+\w+)/, arr)) {
50 if (arr[1] == "join") join(arr[2]);
51 if (arr[1] == "part") part(arr[2]);
56 AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^\.msg/ {
57 match(MSG, /.*\.msg +(#*\w+) +(.*)/, arr)
58 send("PRIVMSG " arr[1] " :" arr[2])
62 CMD == "KICK" && ARG[2] == NICK {
63 kick_delay = (kick_delay + 2) * 2
64 system("sleep " kick_delay)
66 reply("I feel happy!")
70 FROM ~ /bo+t$|rhnoise/ {
74 CMD == "NICK" && FROM in bots {
82 json_save("var/nounicode.json", nounicode);
86 delete nounicode[FROM]
87 json_save("var/nounicode.json", nounicode);
92 json_save("var/nocolor.json", nocolor);
97 json_save("var/nocolor.json", nocolor);
101 function email(to, from, subj, body, sendmail)
103 from = NICK "<andy@pileus.org>"
104 subj = "Update sfvlug.org!"
105 body = "The next SFVLUG meeting is TBA!"
106 sendmail = "/usr/sbin/sendmail '" to "'"
107 print "To: " to | sendmail
108 print "From: " from | sendmail
109 print "Subject: " subj | sendmail
111 print body | sendmail
112 say("Topic out of date, emailing " to);
116 BEGIN { pollchan = "#sfvlug" }
117 (CMD == "PING" && systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24) ||
118 (CMD == "PRIVMSG" && /^\.poll/) {
119 if (!TOPICS[pollchan]) {
120 debug("Unknown topic for " pollchan);
121 send("TOPIC " pollchan)
124 _curl = "curl -s http://sfvlug.org/"
125 _day = "(Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat)"
126 _web_tba = "next meeting is: TBA"
127 _web_ptrn = "next meeting.*" _day "\\w+[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)[, ]+([0-9]+)"
128 _irc_ptrn = _day "\\w*[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)"
129 while (_curl | getline _line) {
130 #if (match(_line, _web_tba))
131 # email("Brian <brian@zimage.com>");
132 if (match(_line, _web_ptrn, _parts)) {
133 _date = _parts[1] " " _parts[2] " " _parts[3]
134 _topic = TOPICS[pollchan]
135 sub(_irc_ptrn, _date, _topic)
136 if (_topic != TOPICS[pollchan])
137 topic(pollchan, TOPICS[pollchan] = _topic)
139 debug("topic is already correct")
148 function head(cmd, var) {
153 function uptime(time, fmt) {
154 fmt = "%d:%02d:%02d:%02d"
155 fmt = "%d days %02d:%02d:%02d"
158 time / (60*60 ) % 24,
163 up_version = head("git describe --always")
164 up_dirty = head("git describe --always --dirty")
165 up_author = head("git log -n1 --format=format:%an")
166 up_message = head("git log -n1 --format=format:%s")
167 up_reload = systime();
170 say("version: " up_dirty " - " up_author " - " up_message)
171 say("http://pileus.org/git/?p=~andy/rhawk;h=" up_version)
175 say("uptime: " uptime(_now - START) ", " \
176 "reload: " uptime(_now - up_reload))
181 _who = $2 ? $2 : FROM
183 say("nick=" USERS[_who]["nick"] " " \
184 "user=" USERS[_who]["user"] " " \
185 "auth=" USERS[_who]["auth"] " " \
186 "real=" USERS[_who]["real"] " " \
187 "host=" USERS[_who]["host"])
189 say("no auth info for " _who)
193 function geoip(ip, dat, cmd, line, parts) {
194 dat = "/usr/share/GeoIP/GeoIPCity.dat"
196 cmd = "geoiplookup -f " dat " " ip
200 if (split(line, parts, /[:,] /) >= 9)
201 return parts[8] "," parts[9] " -- " \
202 parts[6] ", " parts[4] ", " parts[3]
207 /^\.geoip (([0-9a-zA-Z_.-]+) *)*$/ {
208 for (_i=2; _i<=NF; _i++) {
210 say(geoip(USERS[$_i]["host"]) " -- " \
211 $_i " -> " USERS[$_i]["host"])
213 say(geoip($_i) " -- " $_i)
218 TO == NICK && /^/ { extra = "" }
219 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune.*-o/ { extra = "-o" }
220 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune/ {
221 gsub(/.*\.?fortune *|-[a-z]* *|[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]/, "", MSG)
222 cmd = "fortune " extra " " (MSG ? "-m '" MSG "'" : "-s")
224 while (cmd | getline _fortune && _lines < 5) {
232 /\<[Bb][Oo][Ff][Hh]\>/ {
233 _cmd = "fortune bofh-excuses"
234 _cmd | getline _fortune
235 _cmd | getline _fortune
236 _cmd | getline _fortune
245 morse[".-.-.-" ] = "."
246 morse["--..--" ] = ","
247 morse["..--.." ] = "?"
248 morse[".----." ] = "'"
249 morse["-.-.--" ] = "!"
250 morse["-..-." ] = "/"
251 morse["-.--." ] = "("
252 morse["-.--.-" ] = ")"
253 morse[".-..." ] = "&"
254 morse["---..." ] = ":"
255 morse["-.-.-." ] = ";"
256 morse["-...-" ] = "="
257 morse[".-.-." ] = "+"
258 morse["-....-" ] = "-"
259 morse["..--.-" ] = "_"
260 morse[".-..-." ] = "\""
261 morse["...-..-"] = "$"
262 morse[".--.-." ] = "@"
289 morse["-----" ] = "0"
290 morse[".----" ] = "1"
291 morse["..---" ] = "2"
292 morse["...--" ] = "3"
293 morse["....-" ] = "4"
294 morse["....." ] = "5"
295 morse["-...." ] = "6"
296 morse["--..." ] = "7"
297 morse["---.." ] = "8"
298 morse["----." ] = "9"
302 gsub(/[^.\-\/]/, " ")
304 for (i=2; i<=NF; i++)
306 _str = _str morse[$i]
310 reply("hush it, you pile of bologna")
314 AUTH == OWNER && /^go go gadget woop/ {
316 say(".delay " i " seconds; .woop " i)
320 gsub(/[^Oo]/, "", $1)
327 for (i=1; i<_len; i++)
328 _woop = _woop " " msg
332 TO == NICK && /^[Ww][Oo]+[Pp] *([0-9]*)/ {
344 TO == NICK && DST ~ /^#/ {
349 say(sprintf("Temperature: %4.1f F Humidity: %2d%%",
350 rand()*20+65, rand()*20+40))
358 say("Awk, awk, awk! I'm a bird!")
361 /(\<[Hh][Oo]\>.*){3}/ {
362 say("\00309Merry \00304Christmas!")
366 tolower($0) ~ /\<cloud\>/ {
367 _cmd = "shuf clouds.txt"
368 _cmd | getline _cloud
373 /^headshot [Cc]hristmas/ {
374 say(".load Christmas")
376 say(".unload Christmas")
379 FROM == "rhnoise" && $2 == "slaps" && $3 == NICK {
388 /(for what|that for)\?$/ {
389 say("For great justice!");
393 say("And now it's...");
394 say("Springtime for Hitler and Germany!");
398 FROM == "rhnoise" && load_mod {
399 say(".load " load_mod)
400 say("rhnoise: You slag!")
405 (TO == "rhnoise" && /^load \w+/) ||
406 (DST == "#rhniose" && /^\.load [a-z]\w+/) {
407 gsub(/[^a-zA-Z0-9_]/, " ")
408 load_mod = toupper(substr($2,1,1)) substr($2,2);
411 (DST == "#rhnoise" && /^\.line /) {
414 say("scalawag: You slag!")
417 (DST == "#rhnoise" && /^\.qdb 268$/) {
421 (DST == "#rhnoise" && /\.qdb *268/) {
432 /^\.(scores|scoreboard)$/ {
436 FROM == "rhnoise" && !length(user_scores) {
437 if (split(MSG, _parts, /, /)) {
438 for (_i=1; _i<=length(_parts); _i++) {
439 split(_parts[_i], _tmp, ": ");
440 user_scores[_i]["user"] = _tmp[1];
441 user_scores[_i]["score"] = _tmp[2];
446 length(user_scores) &&
447 tolower($0) ~ /\<nuclear launch detected\>/ {
449 for (_i=1; _i<=length(user_scores); _i++) {
450 _user = user_scores[_i]["user"];
451 _score = user_scores[_i]["score"];
452 if (_user in USERS) continue
453 if (_score == 1) { say(_user "--"); _count++; }
454 if (_score == -1) { say(_user "++"); _count++; }
460 say("looks like you're safe.. for now..");
465 DST != "#rhnoise" && /\<[a-zA-Z0-9_]{3,16}(\+\+|--)/ {
466 say("#rhnoise", "(" DST ") " FROM ": " MSG);