10 connect("localhost", "rhawk", "#rhtest");
19 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^die in a fire/ {
20 say("Ack, argh, barasdjf..")
24 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^reload/ {
29 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^rejoin/ {
35 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^(join|part)/ {
36 match(MSG, /(join|part) +(#+\w+)/, arr)
37 if (arr[1] && arr[2]) {
38 send(toupper(arr[1]) " " arr[2]);
43 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^\.msg/ {
44 match(MSG, /.*\.msg +(#*\w+) +(.*)/, arr)
45 send("PRIVMSG " arr[1] " :" arr[2])
49 CMD == "KICK" && ARG == NICK {
50 kick_delay = (kick_delay + 2) * 2
51 system("sleep " kick_delay)
53 reply("I feel happy!")
57 FROM ~ /bo+t$|rhnoise/ {
61 CMD == "NICK" && FROM in bots {
76 BEGIN { pollchan = "#sfvlug" }
77 (CMD == "PING" && systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24) ||
78 (CMD == "PRIVMSG" && DST == pollchan && /^\.poll/) {
79 if (!topics[pollchan]) {
80 debug("Unknown topic for " pollchan);
83 cmd = "curl -s http://sfvlug.org/"
84 day = "(Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat)"
85 web = "next meeting.*" day "\\w+[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)[, ]+([0-9]+)"
86 irc = day "\\w*[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)"
87 while (cmd | getline line) {
88 if (match(line, web, arr)) {
89 new = arr[1] " " arr[2] " " arr[3]
90 sub(irc, new, topics[pollchan])
91 topic(pollchan, topics[pollchan])
100 TO == NICK && /^/ { extra = "" }
101 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune.*-o/ { extra = "-o" }
102 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune/ {
103 gsub(/.*\.?fortune *|-[a-z]* *|[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]/, "", MSG)
104 cmd = "fortune " extra " " (MSG ? "-m '" MSG "'" : "-s")
106 while (cmd | getline _fortune && _lines < 5) {
115 FROM ~ OWNER && /^go go gadget woop/ {
117 say(".delay " i " seconds; .woop " i)
120 TO == NICK && /^[Ww][Oo]+[Pp]/ {
121 gsub(/[^Oo]/, "", $1)
126 for (i=1; i<_len; i++)
127 _woop = _woop " WOOP"
131 TO == NICK && DST ~ /^#/ {
138 say("Awk, awk, awk! I'm a bird!")
143 reply("Nothing can help you now..")
147 say("\00309Merry \00304Christmas!")