delete login
if (FIRST) {
- join("#rhnoise")
+ join("#rhtest")
join("#rhspades")
join("#sfvlug")
}
next
}
+/\<[Bb][Oo][Ff][Hh]\>/ {
+ _cmd = "fortune bofh-excuses"
+ _cmd | getline _fortune
+ _cmd | getline _fortune
+ _cmd | getline _fortune
+ close(_cmd)
+ say(_fortune)
+ next
+}
+
# Morse code
BEGIN {
morse["/" ] = " "
say("THE LARCH");
}
+/(for what|that for)\?$/ {
+ say("For great justice!");
+}
+
+/\<nazi/ {
+ say("And now it's...");
+ say("Springtime for Hitler and Germany!");
+}
+
# God damn commands
FROM == "rhnoise" && load_mod {
say(".load " load_mod)