#!awk -f @include "irc.awk" @include "json.awk" @include "spades.awk" #@include "email.awk" # Initialization BEGIN { json_load("var/login.json", login); json_load("var/nounicode.json", nounicode); json_load("var/nocolor.json", nocolor); OWNER = login["owner"]; connect(login["server"], \ login["nick"], \ login["channel"], \ login["auth"], \ login["pass"]) delete login if (FIRST) { join("#rhtest") join("#rhspades") join("#sfvlug") } } # Admin AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^die in a fire/ { say("Ack, argh, barasdjf..") quit() } AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^reload/ { say("Reloading..") reload() } AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^rejoin/ { reply("joining..") join("#rhnoise") next } AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^(join|part)/ { if (match(MSG, /(join|part) +(#+\w+)/, arr)) { if (arr[1] == "join") join(arr[2]); if (arr[1] == "part") part(arr[2]); next } } AUTH == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^\.msg/ { match(MSG, /.*\.msg +(#*\w+) +(.*)/, arr) send("PRIVMSG " arr[1] " :" arr[2]) } # Kick handling CMD == "KICK" && ARG[2] == NICK { kick_delay = (kick_delay + 2) * 2 system("sleep " kick_delay) join(DST) reply("I feel happy!") } # Identify bots FROM ~ /bo+t$|rhnoise/ { bots[FROM] = 1 } CMD == "NICK" && FROM in bots { bots[MSG] = FROM } # Fancy output /[Uu]nicode :-?\(/ { nounicode[FROM] = 1 json_save("var/nounicode.json", nounicode); } /[Uu]nicode :-?\)/ { delete nounicode[FROM] json_save("var/nounicode.json", nounicode); } /[Cc]olors :-?\(/ { nocolor[FROM] = 1 json_save("var/nocolor.json", nocolor); } /[Cc]olors :-?\)/ { delete nocolor[FROM] json_save("var/nocolor.json", nocolor); } # SFV Lug function email(to, from, subj, body, sendmail) { from = NICK "" subj = "Update sfvlug.org!" body = "The next SFVLUG meeting is TBA!" sendmail = "/usr/sbin/sendmail '" to "'" print "To: " to | sendmail print "From: " from | sendmail print "Subject: " subj | sendmail print "" | sendmail print body | sendmail say("Topic out of date, emailing " to); close(sendmail) } BEGIN { pollchan = "#sfvlug" } (CMD == "PING" && systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24) || (CMD == "PRIVMSG" && /^\.poll/) { if (!TOPICS[pollchan]) { debug("Unknown topic for " pollchan); send("TOPIC " pollchan) next } _curl = "curl -s http://sfvlug.org/" _day = "(Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat)" _web_tba = "next meeting is: TBA" _web_ptrn = "next meeting.*" _day "\\w+[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)[, ]+([0-9]+)" _irc_ptrn = _day "\\w*[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)" while (_curl | getline _line) { #if (match(_line, _web_tba)) # email("Brian "); if (match(_line, _web_ptrn, _parts)) { _date = _parts[1] " " _parts[2] " " _parts[3] _topic = TOPICS[pollchan] sub(_irc_ptrn, _date, _topic) if (_topic != TOPICS[pollchan]) topic(pollchan, TOPICS[pollchan] = _topic) else debug("topic is already correct") break } } lastpoll = systime() close(_curl) } # Versin/Uptime function head(cmd, var) { cmd | getline var close(cmd) return var } function uptime(time, fmt) { fmt = "%d:%02d:%02d:%02d" fmt = "%d days %02d:%02d:%02d" return sprintf(fmt, time / (60*60*24), time / (60*60 ) % 24, time / (60 ) % 60, time / (1 ) % 60) } BEGIN { up_version = head("git describe --always --dirty") up_author = head("git log -n1 --format=format:%an") up_message = head("git log -n1 --format=format:%s") up_reload = systime(); } /^\.(version|rev)/ { say("version: " up_version " - " up_author " - " up_message) } /^\.uptime/ { _now = systime(); say("uptime: " uptime(_now - START) ", " \ "reload: " uptime(_now - up_reload)) } # Auth info /^\.auth/ { _who = $2 ? $2 : FROM if (_who in USERS) say("nick=" USERS[_who]["nick"] " " \ "user=" USERS[_who]["user"] " " \ "auth=" USERS[_who]["auth"] " " \ "real=" USERS[_who]["real"] " " \ "host=" USERS[_who]["host"]) else say("no auth info for " _who) } # Fortune TO == NICK && /^/ { extra = "" } TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune.*-o/ { extra = "-o" } TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune/ { gsub(/.*\.?fortune *|-[a-z]* *|[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]/, "", MSG) cmd = "fortune " extra " " (MSG ? "-m '" MSG "'" : "-s") _lines = 0 while (cmd | getline _fortune && _lines < 5) { say(_fortune) _lines++ } close(cmd) next } /\<[Bb][Oo][Ff][Hh]\>/ { _cmd = "fortune bofh-excuses" _cmd | getline _fortune _cmd | getline _fortune _cmd | getline _fortune close(_cmd) say(_fortune) next } # Morse code BEGIN { morse["/" ] = " " morse[".-.-.-" ] = "." morse["--..--" ] = "," morse["..--.." ] = "?" morse[".----." ] = "'" morse["-.-.--" ] = "!" morse["-..-." ] = "/" morse["-.--." ] = "(" morse["-.--.-" ] = ")" morse[".-..." ] = "&" morse["---..." ] = ":" morse["-.-.-." ] = ";" morse["-...-" ] = "=" morse[".-.-." ] = "+" morse["-....-" ] = "-" morse["..--.-" ] = "_" morse[".-..-." ] = "\"" morse["...-..-"] = "$" morse[".--.-." ] = "@" morse[".-" ] = "a" morse["-..." ] = "b" morse["-.-." ] = "c" morse["-.." ] = "d" morse["." ] = "e" morse["..-." ] = "f" morse["--." ] = "g" morse["...." ] = "h" morse[".." ] = "i" morse[".---" ] = "j" morse["-.-" ] = "k" morse[".-.." ] = "l" morse["--" ] = "m" morse["-." ] = "n" morse["---" ] = "o" morse[".--." ] = "p" morse["--.-" ] = "q" morse[".-." ] = "r" morse["..." ] = "s" morse["-" ] = "t" morse["..-" ] = "u" morse["...-" ] = "v" morse[".--" ] = "w" morse["-..-" ] = "x" morse["-.--" ] = "y" morse["--.." ] = "z" morse["-----" ] = "0" morse[".----" ] = "1" morse["..---" ] = "2" morse["...--" ] = "3" morse["....-" ] = "4" morse["....." ] = "5" morse["-...." ] = "6" morse["--..." ] = "7" morse["---.." ] = "8" morse["----." ] = "9" } /^\.morse/ { gsub(/[^.\-\/]/, " ") _str = "" for (i=2; i<=NF; i++) if ($i in morse) _str = _str morse[$i] if (_str) reply(_str) else reply("hush it, you pile of bologna") } # Noise AUTH == OWNER && /^go go gadget woop/ { for (i=20; i>0; i--) say(".delay " i " seconds; .woop " i) } function woop(msg) { gsub(/[^Oo]/, "", $1) _len = length($1) if (_len == 2) _len = 10 if ($2) _len = $2 _woop = msg for (i=1; i<_len; i++) _woop = _woop " " msg say(_woop) } TO == NICK && /^[Ww][Oo]+[Pp] *([0-9]*)/ { woop("WOOP") } /^~WOOP *([0-9]*)/ { woop("(00/") } /^~woop *([0-9]*)/ { woop("^H^P^P^O") } TO == NICK && DST ~ /^#/ { #say("Hello, " FROM) } #DST != "#sfvlug" && !(FROM in bots) && CMD == "PRIVMSG" && MSG !~ /^\./ && /awk/ { say("Awk, awk, awk! I'm a bird!") } !(FROM in bots) && ((TO == NICK && /(help|halp)/) || /^[^.](help|halp)/) { reply("Nothing can help you now..") } /(\<[Hh][Oo]\>.*){3}/ { say("\00309Merry \00304Christmas!") } !(FROM in bots) && tolower($0) ~ /\/ { _cmd = "shuf clouds.txt" _cmd | getline _cloud close(_cmd) say(_cloud) } /^headshot [Cc]hristmas/ { say(".load Christmas") say(".jingle") say(".unload Christmas") } FROM == "rhnoise" && $2 == "slaps" && $3 == NICK { say(".spin") } /^[Aa]nd now[.,]/ { say("And now..."); say("THE LARCH"); } /(for what|that for)\?$/ { say("For great justice!"); } /\/ { _count = 0; for (_i=1; _i<=length(user_scores); _i++) { _user = user_scores[_i]["user"]; _score = user_scores[_i]["score"]; if (_user in USERS) continue if (_score == 1) { say(_user "--"); _count++; } if (_score == -1) { say(_user "++"); _count++; } } if (_count) { delete user_scores; say(".scores"); } else { say("looks like you're safe.. for now.."); } } # Misc { fflush("") } # vim: ft=awk