X-Git-Url: http://pileus.org/git/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=rhawk;h=a4535b98095724882fde4e26a38af8dd02e95c1c;hb=bcd37d47472f2741b38b3bfe5676a2a9545b222d;hp=83be8071f68a2c6693cbd07948c7fe0822f10833;hpb=3514fec8a88bac382673ae4ed1eb31622e00fbf6;p=~andy%2Frhawk

diff --git a/rhawk b/rhawk
index 83be807..a4535b9 100755
--- a/rhawk
+++ b/rhawk
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@ BEGIN {
 	delete login
 
 	if (FIRST) {
-		join("#rhnoise")
+		join("#rhtest")
 		join("#rhspades")
 		join("#sfvlug")
 	}
@@ -202,6 +202,16 @@ TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune/     {
 	next
 }
 
+/\<[Bb][Oo][Ff][Hh]\>/ {
+	_cmd = "fortune bofh-excuses"
+	_cmd | getline _fortune
+	_cmd | getline _fortune
+	_cmd | getline _fortune
+	close(_cmd)
+	say(_fortune)
+	next
+}
+
 # Morse code
 BEGIN {
 	morse["/"      ] = " "
@@ -349,6 +359,15 @@ FROM == "rhnoise" && $2 == "slaps" && $3 == NICK {
 	say("THE LARCH");
 }
 
+/(for what|that for)\?$/ {
+	say("For great justice!");
+}
+
+/\<nazi/ {
+	say("And now it's...");
+	say("Springtime for Hitler and Germany!");
+}
+
 # God damn commands
 FROM == "rhnoise" && load_mod {
 	say(".load " load_mod)