9 connect("localhost", "rhawk", "#rhtest");
16 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^die in a fire/ {
17 say("Ack, argh, barasdjf..")
21 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^reload/ {
26 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^rejoin/ {
32 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^(join|part)/ {
33 match(MSG, /(join|part) +(#+\w+)/, arr)
34 if (arr[1] && arr[2]) {
35 send(toupper(arr[1]) " " arr[2]);
40 FROM == OWNER && TO == NICK && /^\.msg/ {
41 match(MSG, /.*\.msg +(#*\w+) +(.*)/, arr)
42 send("PRIVMSG " arr[1] " :" arr[2])
46 CMD == "KICK" && ARG == NICK {
47 kick_delay = (kick_delay + 2) * 2
48 system("sleep " kick_delay)
50 reply("I feel happy!")
54 FROM ~ /bo+t$|rhnoise/ {
58 CMD == "NICK" && FROM in bots {
73 BEGIN { pollchan = "#sfvlug" }
74 (CMD == "PING" && systime()-lastpoll > 60*60*24) ||
75 (CMD == "PRIVMSG" && DST == pollchan && /^\.poll/) {
76 if (!topics[pollchan]) {
77 debug("Unknown topic for " pollchan);
80 cmd = "curl -s http://sfvlug.org/"
81 day = "(Sun|Mon|Tue|Wed|Thu|Fri|Sat)"
82 web = "next meeting.*" day "\\w+[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)[, ]+([0-9]+)"
83 irc = day "\\w*[, ]+([A-Z]\\w+) +([0-9]+)"
84 while (cmd | getline line) {
85 if (match(line, web, arr)) {
86 new = arr[1] " " arr[2] " " arr[3]
87 sub(irc, new, topics[pollchan])
88 topic(pollchan, topics[pollchan])
97 TO == NICK && /^/ { extra = "" }
98 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune.*-o/ { extra = "-o" }
99 TO == NICK && /^\.?fortune/ {
100 gsub(/.*\.?fortune *|-[a-z]* *|[^a-zA-Z0-9 ]/, "", MSG)
101 cmd = "fortune " extra " " (MSG ? "-m '" MSG "'" : "-s")
102 while (cmd | getline _fortune && lines < 5) {
111 FROM ~ OWNER && /^go go gadget woop/ {
113 say(".delay " i " seconds; .woop " i)
116 TO == NICK && DST ~ /^#/ {
123 say("Awk, awk, awk! I'm a bird!")
127 reply("Nothing can help you now..")
131 say("\00309Merry \00304Christmas!")